• Any album by The Smiths

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• In Rainbows by Radiohead or Loveless by MBV- either works

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• Some Obscure Indie Folk band

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this is so you can sound mysterious ;)

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• Thift like your life depends on it, bc it does

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1. Flannels, preferably with holes or some eyesore of a color
2. Sweaters! Earth tones are the way to go!
3. Denim pants/slacks that look like they barely survived WW1 :)

Alas: Putting everything together

1. Assemble your outfit, if your mom doesn't raise an eyebrow-you need more
2. Purchase some type of overhead headphones and slouch them over your hair, ofc mysteriously
3. Find an odd special interest in some World War and rant about it
4. Every few minutes tuck your hair behind your ear
5. Proclaim that your music taste is superior and that you were born in the wrong generation
6. Mansplain/Ghost/Gaslight to everyone within a five-mile radius

if you've made it to the bottom of my page, I hope this gave you a hearty laugh. Everything is purely jokes, pls don't take it seriously--or do idc. as always, stay tubular--chloe :)